Rain doesn’t equals clean car.
Just when you thought that Armageddon is approaching, the skies are torrid grey with no hope of clearing; the air smells wicked everywhere you go (*sputter*sputter*); your eyes just tears and your voice magically turns sexy. Rain. Glorious rain. Gone are the settled dust and finger writings on the windows. Or so I thought. It somehow congealed. Now, where is the nearest car wash? 
 

I have a Complete Idiot’s Guide for Dummies.
I found this book in a second hand bookshop. It’s the complete guide to achieve stupidity. Yes, you have the Dummies and Idiot’s Guide to almost everything. So it’s just natural to have a nice yellow book describing the nice orange book with big pages that is describing the nice yellow book. This book comes in big type and little words. What else do you need? 
 

Elevator Music could be interesting.
They should have more of it. In a tight little space where there’s nothing much else to do but to mind your own business and watch the numbers increase (or decrease), it can distract attention (and probably lighten the tension) especially when somebody farts. 
 

Swinging the hammock is not exercise.
It doesn’t not build muscles and neither does it eliminate body fat. Hey, you and me know that the stationary bicycles, treadmills, rowing machines, StairMasters, etc are all ingenious stuff that’s out there to collect dust after 1 week on intense use. 
 

I have Wisdum
Abraham Lincoln once said, “My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it”. So I think it’s WisDum that is keeping me here. But what is Wisdum? Well, it’s basically the erudite of an attitude-deprived, caffeine-enriched individual who chooses to be stuck in a ludicrous conglomerate. 
 

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